charlesoberonn:

basic-banshee:

cooliopumpkin:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

justluckyiguess:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

(via princie33)

trans-cuchulainn:

sinni-ok-sessi:

academic networking, or as I like to think of it, hanging around people long enough that they add you to their dropbox of illicit and highly topic-specific pdfs

academic group chats:

(via nylazor)

awesome-picz:

Cat With Split-Colored Face Becomes A Father To Kittens In Each Of His Colors.

(via nylazor)

melthedestroyer:

batmansymbol:

can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe

a man

is acting

That Way

#This is exactly why she didn’t win #Men didn’t even know that’s what she was doing #Pride and Prejudice [x]

(via nylazor)

aaelfohto:

she-volution-deactivated2022052:

citizenshipandsocialjustice:

Calling this out doesn’t mean you don’t love LeBron James.

the wage gap, holy shit 

That’s a terribly tremendous difference

(via cheeseanonioncrisps)

writers-hq:

(via allofmystudentsrunaway)

fthgurdy:

cipheramnesia:

anais-ninja-bitch:

queer is such a great word

I don’t know what young or new LGBTQIA++ person needs to see this, but queer is a wonderful word. It’s not a bad word, it’s not a slur, and you don’t need to be afraid to use it or scared of it.

It’s a word for when we don’t quite know what we are. Or when what we know about ourselves is complicated, and we need a quick explanation. Or when we don’t need to share more. Or sometimes it’s just the best fit.

It’s the word where everyone is welcome, it’s the word for building a community. It’s a word for thinking, a word for doing, a word. Queer is the community y’all.

Queer is the word that protected me for decades as I figured out who I was and still protects me when I want to speak and be seen without being forced to come out in specificity to random strangers.

(via thehumorousace)

redheadbadger:

@markiplier : drops a bombshell of a teaser and sends the fandom into a fit

Me, a fan artist: it’s free real estate.

(via nyan-bynary)

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

qlala:

not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

(via what-even-is-thiss)

derranger-deactivated20220102:

(via thelooniemoonie)

peachypicture:

Oh to be a snail eating zucchini 🐌🥒

(via godlyyandere)

tthumbelina:

when someone thinks you’re cool

(via thebootydiaries)

bunnygrl-femme:

metalheadsforblacklivesmatter:

If you live in Alabama and you have a trans child age 19 or younger and they’re receiving hormone therapy, get THE FUCK out now.

The state of Alabama has just made it a felony to give trans children ages 19 or younger hormone therapy or affirmation surgery.

TikTok

vm.tiktok.com

Trans Lives Matter and stay safe.

Alabama Senate votes to make hormone therapy and surgery for trans youth a felony

Health care professionals who attempt to provide gender-affirming care could face up to 10 years in prison.

cbsnews.com

-fae

IMPORTANT ADDITION: The Alabama House bill that will accompany this bill forces teachers and medical professionals to out trans youth to their parents.

THIS WILL KILL TRANS KIDS.

This combination of legislation is The most violent anti-trans legislation to date in the US. If you can do so safely, get out. Get out now. Get your children out. Please.

(via jewishdyke)